40 Hilarious Boat Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud!! 😂😂😂

30 Hilarious Boat Jokes that will make you laugh out loud!! 😂😂😂

Whatever you do, make sure you don’t share these boat jokes with the sailor or captain of the ship so that he or she won’t lose control of the steering or galver if you like. 😂

The reason is that these boat jokes are very hilarious and it is a testament to how creative people can be with words. A handful of the boat jokes are play on words (pun) or satirical.

We have selected 30 of those Boat Jokes that will get you laughing or probabling rolling on the floor.

Funny Boat Jokes

Ferry impressive!

What detergent do sailors use? Tide.

When the bottom of a cargo ship got a hole, it had one hull of a problem.

How do you make a boat feel better? Give it some vitamin sea.

What do you call a boat full of buddies? A friend-ship.

I started a successful boat building business in the attic of my house. Sails are going through the roof!

What do you call the fastest sailboat in the world? Usain Boat.

A dentist opened an office on a boat. What was the boat’s name? The Tooth Ferry

What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the doc

Why did the sailing instructor jump into the water? She wanted to test the water!

One ship carrying blue paint collided with another ship carrying red paint. –The crew is missing and believed to be marooned.

Where did Bugs Bunny decide to park his boat? At the ‘What’s-up dock!’
How did the wedding on the boat go? They had a ferry-tale ending!

Why did the dolphin chase the boat? To find its porpoise!

What was the name of the boat filled with football players? Sportsman-ship.

How do you get a good deal on the boat? When there is a sail on it.

What happened when the boat carrying red paint crashed against the boat carrying blue paint? The crew got marooned.

What kind of music do fishermen love to listen to on their boat? Pond-tunes

Why could not the sailors play the game of cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck.

Why were the ship owners so sad about buying the new ship? Because it coasta-plenty to them!

What music system did the sailors use the most? A boat player!

From where did Captain Hook buy his hook? At a second-hand store.
Who got a free movie ticket pass on the cruise ship? Tom Cruise.

What is the name of the most joyful ship? The laughter-ship.

Why are pirates so bad at learning alphabets? Because they always get stuck at C.

Why did the sailor fall asleep? Because he went for snore-kling!

Why did the laughter-ship sink very often? Because the anchor took a break!

Why was the kid so happy about dreaming of sailing in a sea full of soda? Because it was just a Fanta-sea.

What ship is most like by all the vampires? Blood vessel.
How do sailors greet each other on the cruise? They start waving.
What did the captain tell the passengers on the boat? “It’s going to be a cruizy ride!”
What did the captain tell the passengers on the boat? “It’s going to be a cruizy ride!”
What did the boat say to the other boat? “Can I get a free pass on row-mance?”
Why was ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ not allowed to play on the cruise? Because of censor-ship!

What do you call a person specialized in boat chemistry? Salter White.

What do the sailors use to clean their noses when they have a cold? Anchor-chiefs

Which movie do sailors like to watch the most? The Codfather

Which music band is not allowed to perform on a navy boat? Maroon 5.

What does BOAT stand for? Break out another thousand.

Why are pirates so bad at learning alphabets? Because they always get stuck at C.
What did the captain tell the passengers on the boat? “It’s going to be a cruizy ride!”
What ship is most like by all the vampires? Blood vessel.