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Adrian Chiles defends installing a West Brom-themed URINAL in his flat

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‘He’s literally taking the p***!’ Adrian Chiles defends installing a West Brom-themed URINAL in his flat… even though women ‘retch’ at the sight of it

Adrian Chiles has revealed he has a urinal in his flat bathroom and defended the unusual concept to ‘appalled’ fans in his latest column.

The former One Show presenter, 55, admitted that installing the device has ‘changed his life’, even though women are left ‘retching’ over the sight of the urinal.

Adrian explained during his latest column in the Guardian that a urinal is the solution to many domestic issues, including men leaving the seat up or having poor aim.

What's the issue? Adrian Chiles has revealed he has a urinal in his flat bathroom and defended the unusual concept to 'appalled' fans in his latest column

What’s the issue? Adrian Chiles has revealed he has a urinal in his flat bathroom and defended the unusual concept to ‘appalled’ fans in his latest column

The TV presenter referenced his private urinal after noting that Ryan Reynolds had given Rob McElhenney a urinal in the Wrexham FC grounds for his birthday.

Adrian, who described himself as a urinal ‘enthusiast’, wrote: ‘I was reminded of the urinal I have in my flat, sitting below a stained glass window, featuring West Brom’s crest. I’m very proud of it – the urinal more than the crest. I’m a great enthusiast for urinals in the home. 

‘This is an enthusiasm shared by very few people, especially women, who have been known to retch at the very sight of it. This baffles me. Many a chap has been chastised about his incompetent use of conventional toilets – poor aim, not putting the seat down, and so on.

Life changer! The former One Show presenter, 55, admitted that installing the device has 'changed his life', even though women are left 'retching' over the sight of the urinal

Life changer! The former One Show presenter, 55, admitted that installing the device has ‘changed his life’, even though women are left ‘retching’ over the sight of the urinal

‘Well, here’s the answer: a receptacle at the correct height for ease of use, which is neat, tidy, clean and flushable. It changed my life. Gentlemen – or anyone with a penis – trust me: it is wonderful to have a toilet of one’s own.’

Despite admitting that some were ‘appalled’ by his toilet, Twitter went wild for the confession and even branded him a ‘genius’ after reading the column.

One person wrote: ‘I used to think Adrian Chiles was silly but now I see he’s raised silly to samurai level and I might actually love him.’

Inspired: The TV presenter referenced his private urinal after noting that Ryan Reynolds had given Rob McElhenney a urinal in the Wrexham FC grounds for his birthday

Inspired: The TV presenter referenced his private urinal after noting that Ryan Reynolds had given Rob McElhenney a urinal in the Wrexham FC grounds for his birthday

Another said: ‘Just when I felt like going Joker mode Adrian Chiles drops another banger and pulls me back from the void.

‘How does he do it? The man is untouchable, a paragon, a genius.’

A third said: ‘I am literally so obsessed with Adrian Chiles.’ 

Ha! Adrian explained during his latest column in the Guardian that a urinal is the solution to many domestic issues, including men leaving the seat up or having poor aim

Ha! Adrian explained during his latest column in the Guardian that a urinal is the solution to many domestic issues, including men leaving the seat up or having poor aim

Another insisted it was ‘absolutely classic’ Adrian and branded it ‘great literature’.

Others also commented that Adrian was being trans inclusive during one of his lines where he referenced ‘gentlemen – or anyone with a penis’.

A different person quipped that you ‘probably have to put 20p in the door’ in order to enter the bathroom where the urinal is. 

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Loving it: Despite admitting that some were 'appalled' by his toilet, Twitter went wild for the confession and even branded him a 'genius' after reading the column

Loving it: Despite admitting that some were ‘appalled’ by his toilet, Twitter went wild for the confession and even branded him a ‘genius’ after reading the column

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