40+ Funny Roses are Red Poems

Check out these 40 Hilarious Roses are Red Poems 

 

            “Roses are red, 

              Violets are blue, 

              Sugar is sweet, 

               And so are you” 

 

The “Roses are Red”  poem is without a doubt one of the most popular lines used in wooing a lady back in the days and it is quite relevant to date only that there are now a handful of Roses are Red poems which have been modified such that some hilariously carry sexual connotations. 

But the original version remains charming only that most young people tend to be more direct about their feelings towards a lady or a guy.  

Roses are Red poem can be traced to Edmund Spencer’s epic poetry known as The Faerie Queene written in 1590:

 

            It was upon a Sommers shynie day, 

            When Titan faire his beames did display, 

            In a fresh fountaine, farre from all mens vew, 

           She bath’d her brest, the boyling heat t’allay;

          She bath’d with roses red, and violets blew, 

         And all the sweetest flowres, that in the forrest grew.

 

Also a similar version of the  Roses are Red poem was found in found in Gammer Gurton’s Garland, a 1784 collection of English nursery rhymes:

 

          The rose is red, the violet’s blue, 

          The honey’s sweet, and so are you.

          Thou are my love and I am thine;

           I drew thee to my Valentine:

           The lot was cast and then I drew, 

           And Fortune said it should be you

 

As earlier stated, the poem has been modified with the infusion of pun which carries sexual connections or sex-related jokes. However, some Roses are Red poems don’t carry any sexual connotations, instead the,y are simply hilarious. 

Here are some funny roses are red poems you can recite to your lover: 

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

My mom’s TikTok dance,

Is cooler than you.

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue,

Look out baby,

I’m coming for you zombies are coming for you

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Garbage is dumped,

And so are you.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I’m bad at gardening,

And even worse at poetry.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I have five fingers,

The middle one’s for you.

 

Roses are red,

Lettuce is green.

I like your legs,

And what’s in between.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Get out of my bed,

Seriously, who are you?

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I am single,

Can we mingle?

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

You’re a psycho,

But I still love you

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Your webcam is on,

And I’m watching you

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I’m waiting for the day,

When we finally screw.

 

Roses are red.

By the end of the day,

You’ll be in my bed.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty,

What happened to you?

 

Roses are red,

The grass is green.

I want you in my bed,

If you know what I mean.

 

Roses are red,

But violets aren’t blue,

They’re purple, you dope.

Now go get a clue

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Who is your daddy,

And what does he do?

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’d rather be single,

Than with someone like you.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’m using my hand,

But thinking of you.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’m unoriginal, 

This is all I can do.

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue,

Coffee is bitter,

And so are you.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

But I wouldn’t know,

I don’t get them from you.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I can’t rhyme,

Banana.

 

Roses are blue,

And violets are red,

Please reverse,

What I just said.

 

Roses are green,

Violets are blue,

I’m colorblind.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I was born smart,

What happened to you?

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

There’s always someone,

Who’s better than you.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Your phone is smart,

So why aren’t you?

 

Roses are red,

Violets are red,

Everything’s red, 

Holy shit, the garden’s on fire.

 

Roses are red,

Relationships are tough;

The reason I love you,

Is ’cause we hate the same stuff.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

This card was expensive,

Take off all your clothes.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I want to order pizza,

And watch Netflix with you.

 

Roses are red,

Facebook is blue,

No mutual friends,

Who in the world are you?

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I said it was me,

It was actually you.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Please keep your flowers,

And your poems, too.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

You snore like a bear,

But I’m still into you.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

When I flush the toilet,

I remember you.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

TL;DR,

They differ in hue.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I cry myself to sleep,

Dreaming of you.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are violet,

Here is my number,

Why don’t you dial it?

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

But I wouldn’t know,

I don’t get them from you.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’m a cougar, 

How old are you?

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

A face like yours,

Belongs in a zoo.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’d rather be single,

Than with someone like you.

 

Roses are red,

Chocolates are brown,

I expected nothing,

But you still let me down.

 

Roses are okay,

Violets are fine,

You are the 6,

And I’ll be the 9.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

God made me pretty,

But forgot about you.

 

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Your dong is massive,

I want to blow you.

 

Roses are red,

The sun is shining,

But my mental health is rapidly declining.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I love you, let’s go screw.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

It’s gonna take dental records to identify you.

 

We hope you find these Roses are Red poems amusing enough to use the next time you are about to woo a lady. Make sure to use the less offensive ones by the way.

 

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