50 funny Star Wars Quotes that will make you laugh out loud! 

50 Hilarious Star Wars Quotes that make you laugh out loud! 

The Star Wars franchise is without an iota of doubt one of the best fantasy movies of all time. Created by popular filmmaker, director, and entrepreneur, George Lucas in 1977, Star Wars focuses on the relationship between humans and robots, the struggle between good and evil a long time ago in a faraway galaxy. 

Over the years, the success of the Star Wars franchise has expanded into other forms of media such as cartoons, video games, fantasy novels, books, television series among others. 

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Since its first installment, Episode IV: A New Hope in 1977, other sequels have been released. Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back was released in 1980 while Episode VI: Return of the Jedi was released three years later.  The first three episodes formed the original Star Wars trilogy.

With the success of the first three episodes, George Lucas went on to make a prequel trilogy which consists of episodes I-III ( Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999), Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002), and Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005). 

George Lucas, in 2012, sold the Star Wars franchise to Disney for $4.05b in cash and $1.855b in stock. Disney has since produced another trilogy: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017), and Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker (2019). As of 2020, the franchise is worth $70b. 

There are quite a lot of reasons why fans love the Star Wars franchise: cinematic excellence, thematic preoccupation, characterization, and a long list of other reasons. 

Some of the interesting dialogues between the fictional characters form what are called Star Wars quotes. While some are in the form of motivations, others are rather sarcastic and comical. 

We have selected some of the most interesting Star Wars quotes from some of your favorite characters you can feed on. 

They are as follows: 


  • Insolence? We are pirates. We don’t even know what that means.” —Hondo Ohnaka, The Clone Wars
  • “I am not a committee.” —Princess Leia, The Empire Strikes Back
  • “I’m a Mandalorian. Weapons are part of my religion.” —Mando, The Mandalorian
  • “Come on, baby! Do the magic hand thing.” —Greef Karga, The Mandalorian
  • “Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, director.” —Darth Vader, Rogue One
  • I like firsts. Good or bad, they’re always memorable.” —Ahsoka Tano, The Mandalorian
  • “Great, kid, don’t get cocky.” —Han Solo, A New Hope
  • “Congratulations. You are being rescued.” —K-2SO, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
  • “Sorry lady. I don’t understand frog.” —Din “The Mandalorian” Djarin, The Mandalorian


  • “Dank farrik.” —Cara Dunne, the Mythrol, and Mando (It’s a popular curse in the outer realms.), The Mandalorian
  • “Laugh it up, fuzzball!” —Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back
  • “Would somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?” Princess Leia, A New Hope
  • “You’re just a child in a mask.” —Snoke, The Last Jedi
  • “You are nothing. A scavenger girl is no match for the power in me. I am all the Sith.” —Emperor Palpatine, The Rise of Skywalker
  • “Storm Bloopers. Bucket brain. Buckethead.” —Ezra Bridger, Star Wars Rebels
  • “Mos Eisley, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.” —Obi-Wan Kenobi, A New Hope
  • “I’d just as soon kiss a wookiee.” —Princess Leia, The Empire Strikes Back
  • “Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.” —C-3PO, A New Hope
  • “Some moof milker put a compressor on the ignition line.” —Han Solo, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
  • “The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.” – Qui Gon Jinn, The Phantom Menace. 
  • Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!” – C-3PO
  •  “Would somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?” – Princess Leia
  • Don’t you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!” – C-3PO
  • He is as clumsy as he is stupid. General, prepare your troops for a surface attack.” – Darth Vader
  • Wait. Oh my! What have you done. Backward. You flea-bitten furball! Only an overgrown mop-head like you would be stupid enough to…” – C-3PO
  •  “Hmph! Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless!” – Yoda
  • Someone has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, fly boy.” – Princess Leia
  • Who’s the more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him?” – Obi-Wan Kenobi
  • Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper? – Leia Organa
  • Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”  – Han Solo


Other Interesting Star Wars Quotes 


  • In my experience, there’s no such thing as luck.” —Obi-Wan Kenobi, A New Hope
  • “Never underestimate a droid.” —General Leia Organa, The Rise of Skywalker
  • “I guess every once in a while both sunshine on a womp rat’s tail.” —Cobb Vanth, The Mandalorian
  • “As my sweet mother always said, ‘Son, if one hostage is good, two are better. And three, well, that’s good business.’” —Hondo Ohnaka, The Clone Wars
  • “I am one with the Force and the Force is with me.” —Chirrut, Rogue One
  • “I got a bad feeling about this.” —Lando Calrissian, “The Rise of Skywalker
  • “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.” —Obi-Wan Kenobi, A New Hope
  • Save the rebellion! Save the dream!” —Saw, Rogue One
  • “I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a committee.” —Queen Amidala, The Phantom Menace
  • “That’s how we’re gonna win. Not fighting what we hate, saving what we love.” —Rose, The Last Jedi
  • “Make ten men feel like a hundred.”—Cassian Andor, Rogue One
  • “The First Order wins by making people think they are alone. We’re not alone. Good people will fight if we lead them.” —Poe Dameron, The Rise of Skywalker
  • “A thousand generations live in you now. But this is your fight.”—Luke Skywalker, The Rise of Skywalker
  • “Rebellions are built on hope.” —Jyn, Rogue One
  • Every time I walked away from something I wanted to forget, I told myself it was for a cause that I believed in. A cause that was worth it. Without that, we’re lost – Cassian Andor
  • An object cannot make you good or evil. The temptation of power, forbidden knowledge, even the desire to do good can lead some down that path. But only you can change yourself.” – Bendu
  • To die for one’s people is a great sacrifice. To live for one’s people, an even greater sacrifice. I choose to live for my people.” – Riyo Chuchi
  • Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.” – Yoda
  • I’ll never turn to the dark side. You’ve failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.” – Luke Skywalker
  • “Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force.” – Yoda
  • When gone am I, the last of the Jedi. The Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned.” – Yoda
  • The strongest stars have hearts of kyber.” – Chirrut Imwe 
  • He is as clumsy as he is stupid. General, prepare your troops for a surface attack.” – Darth Vader
  •  “Wait. Oh my! What have you done? I’m backward-bitten furball! Only an overgrown mop-head like you would be stupid enough to…” – C-3PO

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