Bald Jokes

40 Bald Jokes you can share with friends struggling with baldness 😂😂


Baldness is a typical symptom associated with hair loss.

Hair loss is most common on the head and in certain areas of the body. Males are more likely to be bald, whereas females are less likely.


Alopecia is the scientific term for baldness. Hereditary hair loss accounts for the majority of hair loss cases. The genes that cause hair loss are frequently expressed well in their offspring, and the cycle continues.

 Hair loss can also be caused by medicines, infections, stress, trauma, and other factors. However, don’t be concerned about hair loss; keep safe, maintain a nutritious diet, and laugh at these hilarious jokes!


You’ll discover some really bald jokes, haircut jokes, haircut puns, shaving jokes, bald head jokes, and a fantastic hair joke listed below. What to say to a bald guy can also be found here. A bald person is commonly referred to as ‘Bald Bill’ in jest. These bald jokes appear to be the ones that will elicit true laughs!

Bald Jokes 

What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline? He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine”.

What is the mantra that bald people live by? They strictly adhere to the motto of ‘Getting bald has nothing to do with losing hair, but it has a lot to do with gaining more head’.

What is the difference between a prince, a bald guy, and an ape? A prince is an heir apparent, an ape has hairy parents while a bald guy apparently has no hair!


 Why is it so easy to guess what a bald guy is going to say? Because you can literally see what’s on their mind!

Why was the bald person happy even when he lost all his hair? Because after being bald for a long time the idea of hair started to grow on him!

Why does a bald man always wake up happy from bed? Because a man who has an extended forehead looks good!

The best thing about being tall and bald is that people just think you are tall. 


You are so bare. 

When you get a shower, you get brainwashed. You are so bare when you wear a turtleneck; you look like roll-on deodorant! 

Your head is so hairless that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken c**dom 

I can rub your head to see into the future. 


Your hairline so far back you need binoculars to see it. 

My friend’s hairline did not fall out. It fell down

What did the old bald man say to his grandchildren? He said, “Combing is the experience which life usually gives when you start turning bald!

Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower? Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!


Why do women trust bald men more than normal men? Because bald men have nothing to hide!

What does the kind man who shaved off his hair as support for cancer patients say? He says he had camouflage.  

What did I say to my bald brother, which made him very angry? I said, “Bro you are so bald, that I need to wear sunglasses else, I can go blind”.

What is the worst advice one can give to his bald friend? “No need for a transplant. Draw rabbits on your hair, they will look like hares from a distance”.


Why was my friend angry when he started getting bald? Because his hair didn’t fall out, it simply fell down!

Why was the bald guy upset when I asked him an innocent question? He said, “Asking a bald guy how far they go up while washing their faces is not polite”.

 What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hairline is what you call it!

Why were all the lice sad on the head of a bald man? They look like they are all homeless!


What is the funniest thing you can say to a bald man? You are so bald that I can simply rub your head and start predicting futures!

What special day do bald people celebrate? They like to celebrate No-Hair Day!

How do you compare a bald man’s head to one of the greatest tourist places on earth? You say, “Your hair has so many valleys and creeks that it looks like the Grand Canyon”.

Why was the bald guy very happy? As he was so completely bald, he was elected as the president of ‘The Hair Club for Men’!


What did I say to my friend who was going bald, which made him mad with anger? I said, “You will find Waldo faster than you can find your hairline”.

What do you call it when a person shaves their head bald to blend in with cancer patients? Chemoflage. 

Your mama’s hairline got so many peaks and valleys you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon. 

You are so bald, the reflection of your head is blinding people in India. 


Don’t waste money on a hair restorer. Just paint a series of little rabbits on your bald head. 

From a distance, they look like hares. 

What’s the difference between a monkey, an orphan, a prince, and Bald Bill? A monkey has a hairy parent, an orphan has nary a parent, a prince is an heir apparent, and Bald Bill has no hair apparently. 

You’re so bald; the Hair Club for Men has elected you president. 


Doctor, doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in? Yes, here is a paper bag! 

Teacher: I see you don’t cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter. 

After accepting an invitation to dance with Bald Bill, a young woman wanted to lighten the mood and said, “Honey, God was good to you! He gave you a handsome face and room for another one 

Bald Jokes One Liner 


Beauty is only skin deep… I guess that’s why you have hair. 

Be careful when you rub it; I get taller. 

Most men use their testosterone to grow hair; bald men put it to better use. 

Yea, it is shiny, and if you look closely you can even see the reflection of your ugly a** 


My wife says that it’s a solar panel for my love machine. 

Did you know that hair is really dead? I guess that means your head is a corpse. 

Funny Bald Jokes 

If I ever start to go bald, I’ll get a rabbit tattooed onto my head… From a distance, it would look like a hare. 

My wife is leaving me because I’m going bald. I’m not bothered though. It’s hair loss. 


I walked into a barbershop, as I entered; I thought to myself, “What am I doing hair?” 

Why don’t bald people use keys? Because they don’t have any locks. 

I wouldn’t say I was going bald, but… When I asked my barber to cut my hair, he replied, “Which one?” 

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there is your diamond in the rough.


With a body like this, who needs hair? 

I’m not saying you are going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline. 

Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald. 

After years of being bare, the idea of hair doesn’t sound too bad. It’s starting to grow on me. 


Did you enjoy the Bald jokes? We bet you did! Just make sure you don’t share the bald jokes with a friend or someone who is hot-tempered for obvious reasons! 


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